Boss Day Jokes messages 2016 images short new boss day jokes quotes

Boss Day Jokes messages 2016 images short new boss day jokes quotesThe day of recognition of Boss is known as Boss Day. If you want something on humour side, we have something for you. We have with us the best ever compilation of Boss Day Jokes messages 2016 images short new boss day jokes quotes, surely make you giggle. Life is about gags, as it’s been said if you laugh everyday, doctor might never be able to prescribe you another medicine. Explore the jokes to be sent to Friends and colleagues. Afterall, it is about laughs

Boss Day Jokes messages 2016 images short new boss day jokes quotes

Boss Day Jokes messages 2016 images short new boss day jokes quotes

Boss Day Jokes messages 2016 images short new boss day jokes quotes

A young job applicant was being interviewed for an entry level position.

His prospective boss asked, “Are you a smoker?”

“Not even a little,” said the young man.

“How about alcoholic beverages?”

“Never touch ‘em,” he replied.

The boss smiled and asked, “So you spend a lot of time with girls?”

The applicant said “No, not really.”

“So you don’t have any vices?”

“Well, I do have one,” he admitted.

“And what would that be?” the boss asked.

“I tell lies.”

Boss Day Jokes messages 2016 images short new boss day jokes quotes

Boss Day Jokes messages 2016 images short new boss day jokes quotes


On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, “Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight.”


The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, “Oh God, no, not again.”


A new slave next to him asked, “Why are you moaning?”

“This only happens when the Captain’s nephew wants to water ski.”


There’s a rumor that Steve Jobs, having been a Buddhist, has been reincarnated as a factory worker on a sweatshop assembly line in China.


My boss is in the process of filling an open manager position. I asked him to please hire a man because women are crazy. He agreed with me. I got upset that he agreed. I’m pretty sure I unintentionally proved my point.
– Ruminations.com

Boss Day Jokes messages 2016 images short new boss day jokes quotes

Boss Day Jokes messages 2016 images short new boss day jokes quotes



The fastest, most effective way to learn about servant leadership is to take a puppy for a walk.
– Greg Tamblyn


There are two essential rules to management. One, the customer is always right; and two, they must be punished for their arrogance.
– Scott Adams (Dilbert)




The Dilbert Principle: The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management.
– Scott Adams (Dilbert)


Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management’s inability to think clearly.
– Scott Adams (Dilbert)

Boss Day Jokes messages 2016 images short new boss day jokes quotes

Boss Day Jokes messages 2016 images short new boss day jokes quotes

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