Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings: Pumpkin lanterns are all set, monster attires and costumes have been ironed, girls are all busy growing coffin shaped nails… Halloween craze is definitely in the air. Celebrated every year on October 31, Halloween is a bold occasion, straddling the line between light and dark, living and dead. But you could always make the moment light and spread it across in a light, funny manner. How good is that, no? If you are on the look-out for best Halloween Funny Jokes, you have just landed at the right place. We have the best collection ever of all that you are searching for. Choose the ones you like the most and start sending the scary messages to everyone out there.

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”

– Jean Baudrillard


 

“This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”

– Conan O’Brien


“When I was a kid my family was really poor and I remember one Halloween I wanted to dress up really scary and my parents came home with a duck costume. I wore that costume for years! I hated it.”
– R.L. Stine


“Proof of our society’s decline is that Halloween has become a broad daylight event for many.”
– Robert Kirby



“Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.”

– Steve Almond


“I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.”
– Henry David Thoreau


“Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.”
– Richard Harris Barham

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings


“Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.”
– Mark Twain


“There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”
– George Carlin


“A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween.”
– Erma Bombeck



“The problem appears when you put more thought into your Halloween costume than into my career.”

– Unknown Author


 
“There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying one is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick.”

– Dwight Schrute


“I heard one cry in the night, and I heard one laugh afterwards. If I cannot forget that, I shall not be able to sleep again.”

– M.R. James


“Where there is no imagination there is no horror.”

– Sir Arthur Conan Doyle



“They that are born on Halloween shall see more than other folk.”

– Anonymous



“Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October’s days.”

– Anonymous



“Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased with tales, so is the other.”

– Sir Francis Bacon

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

Happy halloween funny quotes 2016 costumes memes pictures images sayings

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