Jokes for Merry christmas messages for facebook whatsapp friends merry Xmas jokes with images wallpapers pictures

Jokes for Merry christmas messages for facebook whatsapp friends merry Xmas jokes with images wallpapers pictures: Christmas is such a delightful time, for you get to spend it all with your loved ones, reminiscing the good old times. Since exchange of gifts along with day-off at school is involved, this occasion is all the more fun especially for kids. The day falls on 25th December every year, almost a week short to the year coming to an end. But as they say, all’s well that ends well. The year ends on a Christmas note with Plum Cakes and much more- that is the best part of every year coming to an end. It is high time that you prepped up in the Christmas revelry. To help you with the same, we have come up with a wide range of Merry Christmas jokes. These are good ice-breakers, in case the X-Mas gathering you are in consists of people you are meeting for the first time or after a long time. Explore the options now!

Jokes for Merry christmas messages for facebook whatsapp friends merry Xmas jokes with images wallpapers pictures

Jokes for Merry christmas messages for facebook whatsapp friends merry Xmas jokes with images wallpapers pictures

Jokes for Merry christmas messages for facebook whatsapp friends merry Xmas jokes with images wallpapers pictures

If you’ve ever watched a butcher wrap pork chops, you’ve seen me wrapping Christmas presents.



Be careful when you’re 12, because if you mention one thing you like, your aunt will give you a book about that every Christmas for life.



We landed a ship on a comet and the batteries don’t last. Is this any different from your first Christmas?



I sighed as I felt the hot breath on my neck and that hungry tongue licking my face. I should never have asked for a puppy for Christmas.



If you’ve seen one Santa, you’ve seen a mall.



A cute thing I tell my kids is that if you fart on Santa’s lap, he’s required by North Pole law to bring you two of everything you ask for.



A perfectly managed Christmas correct in every detail is a sure sign of someone who hasn’t enough to do.



December 25 is National Jews Go To The Movies Day.



Are we doing “Secret Santa” this year? Because I accidentally bought some unsalted butter.

Jokes for Merry christmas messages for facebook whatsapp friends merry Xmas jokes with images wallpapers pictures

Jokes for Merry christmas messages for facebook whatsapp friends merry Xmas jokes with images wallpapers pictures

Jokes for Merry christmas messages for facebook whatsapp friends merry Xmas jokes with images wallpapers pictures

Jokes for Merry christmas messages for facebook whatsapp friends merry Xmas jokes with images wallpapers pictures



What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!



 

What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow



What do snowmen wear on their heads?

Ice caps



What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

“It’s Christmas Eve”



What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

A stick



 

What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut?

A barberqueue



 

Blessed are you who give at Christmas; more is in giving than receiving. How happy it is to share at Christmas. Merry Christmas.



I wish that peace and happiness of the Christmas season wrap you in endless joy; both now and in the new year.



Let’s be children again, and better now at Christmas when our Lord is but an innocent child.



God bless you and all, now at Christmas even as we share not just the value of our gifts but the essence of our humanity.



Love is made manifest at Christmas with signs from the angels and stars; Divine love, love born at Christmas. Merry Christmas.



The best season of the year
calm and bright
Glory to the newborn king;
chestnut on an open fire,
echo the jolly holy of Christmas
Merry Christmas.

Jokes for Merry christmas messages for facebook whatsapp friends merry Xmas jokes with images wallpapers pictures

Jokes for Merry christmas messages for facebook whatsapp friends merry Xmas jokes with images wallpapers pictures

Jokes for Merry christmas messages for facebook whatsapp friends merry Xmas jokes with images wallpapers pictures

Jokes for Merry christmas messages for facebook whatsapp friends merry Xmas jokes with images wallpapers pictures



Jingle the Christmas bell
bell, all the way in a swell time
the beautiful season of snow
let it snow all the way
mum’s kissing Santa
Merry Christmas.



Oh holy night of a bright star
oh divine night of newborn King
calm and fretful weather
silver bells jingle afar
Christmas scent is here.



Christmas of our childishness
indulge without check, carefree child
Yuletide or Christmas, King of love is here
a desert oasis for travellers
as we bask in Christmas affection.

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