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“Being Irish is very much a part of who I am. I take it everywhere with me.” – Colin Farrell



“Every St. Patrick’s Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.” – Shane Leslie



“That’s what the holidays are for — for one person to tell the stories and another to dispute them. Isn’t that the Irish way?” – Lara Flynn Boyle



St Patrick — one of the few saints whose feast day presents the opportunity to get determinedly whacked and make a fool of oneself all under the guise of acting Irish. – Charles M. Madigan



“I come from an Irish family. St. Patrick’s Day was our big holiday. The night before we’d hang up our stockings and in the morning they’d be full of beer.” – Sean Morey



“If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.” – Brendan Behan



“I went out drinking on St. Patrick’s Day, so I took a bus home…That may not be a big deal to you, but I’ve never driven a bus before.”



“If you want praise, die. If you want blame, marry. – Unknown”



“There are many good reasons for drinking; one has just entered my head. If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living, How in the hell can he drink when he’s dead?”



“As an American of Irish descent, I am sick of these Irish stereotypes. As soon as I finish my drink, I’m going to punch someone.”



“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love thy enemy.”



“It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there’s no money!”



“There are only two kinds of people in the world. The Irish and those who wish they were.”



Lose an hour in the morning and you’ll be looking for it all day.

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May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past. – Unknown



“Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to making the trip.”



An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.



“In Heaven there is no beer that’s why we drink it here.”



“There are many good reasons for drinking, one has just entered my head. If a man doesn’t drink when he’s living, how in the hell can he drink when he’s dead?”



May the Good Lord take a liking to you… but not too soon!



“If you’re luck enough to be Irish, you’re lucky enough!”



May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.



May you never forget what is worth remembering or remember what is best forgotten.



“We have always found the Irish a bit odd. They refuse to be English.”



“May God bless and keep in good health your enemies’ enemies.”

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A friend is like a 4 leaf clover hard to find lucky to have I’m thankful I have you Happy St. Patrick’s Day.



My favorite part of the St. Patrick’s Day parade comes right I toss the green marble into the street.



Happy St. Patrick’s Day to someone who finally has a responsible explanation for being drunk at work on a Tuesday.



Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential foods groups: alcohol, Caffeine, Sugar, and Fat.



The luck o’ the Irish is fine but I prefer the scowl o’ the crabby!



If you find a four-leaf clover it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.



I must be half  Irish… I got all of the temper none of the luck.



The only doctor that’s ever made me feel better was named Pepper.



St Patrick’s Day can actually last three or four days if you do it right. or wrong. Especially wrong.



I’m respectfully devoting the day after St. Patrick’s Day to eating Lucky Charms in my underwear.



This is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected.



May the wind at your back not be a result of the corned beef and cabbage you had for lunch.



“I’m not drunk, all right! I just have a speech impediment… and a stomach virus… and an inner ear infection.”



Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one A pretty girl and an honest one, A cold beer – and another one.



An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.

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All I ask is that you wait until after St. Patrick’s Day if you happen to be planning my intervention.



Kiss it or pinch it, its all the same to me. Happy St. Patrick’s Day.



I’m Irish. Where’s my Beer?



It’s easy to get people dancing at parties. Just hold up the line for the bathroom.



Happy St Patrick’s Day to someone I’m shocked hasn’t been reported to HR for pinching people.



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